Talent Agent Bond

[Max Slivens]

To who be concerned with it,

I am the player-President of Sliv Money Records up here in Bakersfield, Cali. We been running things for a piece now, and we'll be taking over the spot in the 2-0-0-8. One of my boys told me that the suits up in California be requiring us to get some sort of a Agent Bond to be representin' our All-Star rappers, the Sliv Money Millionaires. I don't know why we can't just be showing the Bond we had to send in to get 'Lil Bird out of the joint, ya heard? They said I had to talk to some Agent, or things of that nature. Since I AM an Agent, as I mentioned befour, I thought I could do it up right my own self. They said it had to be a Bond Agent. So I called your place a couple weeks ago, and spoke with a pretty young thang over at your spot named Potsie. Our talk was tight, and she seems to be skrait. I need to know what the bond is fo, and I need to be sure you guys can keep this whole deal on the down low for me. I can't be havin' any record of our transackshun, cuz I got some liens and stuff from the feds. So I'll be paying straight cash money, homie....like my boy Randy Moss. Potsie says that'd be ok, as long as I met her after you fools be closed or somethin like dat. I need to be sure that's akurate, cuz I need to get all this nonsense wrapped up tight, and kwick! Holla, holla at yur boy and I'll get that envelope to you right off, Potsie. Peace in tha hood, and with your help, watch for us to be creeping on tha come up in Duece-Oh-Oh-Ocho, yo!